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Nutsin 9:02 Tue Dec 7
Co workers
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I sit in an Office full of characters, fella next to me loves a joke and is always sharing and wanting to hear any jokes going around, he’s always laughing.
Then there’s this other fella who is always aggro, breaths through his mouth when eating and is the sort of fella you just can’t help but wind up…..
Got a Geordie who loves a pint and a bit of banter, bit of a character and then there’s “no flies on Jerry” who walks around as if his shit doesn’t stink.
A few Americans who like Man U, one who likes Spurs, yes, he’s a bit of a wanker.
Couple of Jews, one of them looks like Mickey Rooney.
Some real characters for the most part, couple of slippery cunts and a couple of wankers.
A fellow Brit is top producer, he is killing it, has been for years, he’s a Villa fan.
All in all not a bad place to work.
What about you lot, what do u have to tolerate at work?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Dandy Lyon
9:10 Tue Dec 7
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My god, you’re clearly the office bore.
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Nutsin
9:12 Tue Dec 7
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Dandy,
I’ve been called a lot worse.
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Far Cough
9:13 Tue Dec 7
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I once worked with a Richard Head, God knows what his parents were thinking
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Iron Duke
9:20 Tue Dec 7
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I work with a right load of nutters.
They do this thing where they pretend to be full in conversation, cracking jokes and laughing and all that shit. Then, when I walk into the room they go all quiet and avoid eye contact. Bonkers.
Or the other thing where they arrange to meet up in the pub afterwards and forget to tell me. Those prangsters.
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Nurse Ratched
9:28 Tue Dec 7
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It's very likely that I work with the loveliest bunch of people in the world. There isn't even one I am not secretly very fond of. Obviously they drive me insane by being chatty and trying to communicate with me, but as humans go, they are very good eggs. If I had to guess, it's me who is the office oddball.
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only1billybonds
9:39 Tue Dec 7
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I fancy the absolute arse off my co worker.
Which is a relief seeing as she is my Mrs.
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BRANDED
9:40 Tue Dec 7
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I hate offices. They are full if cunts.
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Mr. Burns
9:53 Tue Dec 7
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I’d fucking hate to work with you that’s for sure Nutsy you wanker.
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Side of Ham
10:01 Tue Dec 7
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You'd fit in so well then Branded......
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joe royal
10:06 Tue Dec 7
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I used to work with Mr Hatred. Spent a lot of days off in the spoon in Borehamwood until he got barred.
I miss that job.
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Pub Bigot
10:13 Tue Dec 7
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Co-workers? COLLEAGUES.
Why the fuck do Yanks butcher everything.
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Nutsin
10:13 Tue Dec 7
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Burnsie,
You slag, you haven’t done a days work in your life, you mooch!
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only1billybonds
10:15 Tue Dec 7
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Joe,why did they bar Len,he must be one of their most loyal customers?
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riosleftsock
10:23 Tue Dec 7
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I think I have 200,000 colleagues. Most I've met are ok.
Just found out one of them is a season ticket holder, so looking up
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Tomshardware
10:28 Tue Dec 7
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I work on my own which is just as well as I'm a boring bastard.
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ak37
10:38 Tue Dec 7
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My co workers are so dull and boring that I sometimes question my own existence.
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SecondOpinion
10:40 Tue Dec 7
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I'm retired
I don't miss a single person whom I used to "co-work" with
That might say more about me than them
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simon.s
11:01 Tue Dec 7
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I’m with Brand0 here…
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zebthecat
11:17 Tue Dec 7
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The current dev team I work in now is great which makes a nice change.
I get on with all of them and we really are a team. The management we are lumbered with are a different story altogether. Incompetent time wasters to a man and woman.
When I worked at Associated New Media (including mailonline) it was quite fun as the managers (especially Editorial) tended to the Paul Dacre vagina monologue wing of personal management style. My chuckilng in the face of threats of violence just wound a couple of them up even more but was impossible to resist.
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Hammer-ed
12:46 Wed Dec 8
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Nutsin cut your losses and OUIT from there.
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